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Short jokes of grandparents and grandmothers for children


In Guiainfantil.com We present you a series of funny humorous stories in which the protagonists are our beloved grandparents. Short jokes of grandparents and grandmothers for children that you can count on in your family gatherings.

Take out your handkerchief and get ready to cry with laughter with these funny jokes in which grandparents and grandmothers are the protagonists. Activities to stimulate good humor, so that children and adults have a good time.

A grandfather to his grandson:
- How boring is TV lately.
- Grandpa, that's not the TV: you're looking at the microwave

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There is a knock on the door, the child approaches to open it. He returns and the mother asks him:
- Who was it, kid?
- They were some nuns asking for asylum.
- And what have you given them?
- I have given grandfather

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Chatting about death:
- What I would like to do is die sleeping peacefully, like my grandfather ... and not screaming in terror like his passengers

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Ballet has always fascinated me. When I was 30 years old, I went to see the dancers.
- And then?
- When I was 40, I went to hear the music. And now, with 50, I go because the seats are very comfortable

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They meet two friends and one says:
- I don't know what to do with my great-grandfather, he bites his nails all the time.
- Mine was the same, and I took the mania off in a moment.
- How? Did you tie his hands?
- No, I hid my teeth

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- Granny, thanks for the gift.
- If it was nonsense.
- I said so but mom told me to call you anyway

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- A child breaks his mother's vase and before he is about to scold him, the child is quick to say:
- I will not say anything in the presence of my lawyer ... Grandmaaaaaa

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These are two old men talking, and suddenly one asks the other:
- How old are you?
And he answers:
- Eighty-something
Then the other says:
- Well, I'm eighty-three and I don't peak between hours

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Dad, are Martians friends?
- Why do you ask, son?
- They are taking my grandmother.
- Well they are friends

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- A very old grandfather in the gym ...
- Hey kid ... What machine do I have to use to hook up with a 30?
- I'd say ... the ATM

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Two old women have been sitting in the Church for a while. One of them says:
- My ass is asleep ...
- Yes, I have already felt him snore three times, answers the other

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- And the boyfriend, mija?
- And the teeth, Grandma?

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- How do you say in Japanese that a grandmother has died from eating shrimp in bad condition:
- gamba-chunga-yaya-tumba

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- Give me what I left there inside that
- The fact that??
- Oh my God, Pepito, don't you know?

Have your children surprise their grandmother or grandfather with a poetry or poem. Giving poetry is something shocking not only to who recites it as to who listens to it. Reciting poetry as a way of giving a gift to someone you love transforms any moment into joy. We give you a poem by the Spanish writer Gloria Fuertes. Is named My grandmother is a fairy

My grandmother Mariana,
has a gray hair,
cana canariera.

My grandmother Mariana,
he tells me the stories
always in his own way.

I love her,
I love her so much ...
I shower, comb my hair
and takes me to the field.

He teaches me songs
helps me study,
says poetry,
we usually play.

Later at night
my grandmother watches over me,
a story tells me
and when I fall asleep,
I put out the candle
Mariana my grandmother.

My grandmother Mariana,
straw hat,
the corduroy suit,
my grandmother Mariana
it doesn't look like a grandmother,
looks like a fairy to me.

Dear grandmother, you are much more than a person with silver in your hair and gold in your heart.

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My dear grandfather, I received ethical, practical and academic training from my parents; but from you I learned to love and be loved.

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Dear grandmother, every time I think of the person who inspires me the most in the world, I always think of you.

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Thank you grandfather for raising me, for loving me so much, for pampering me and for leaving traces on my soul that neither time nor anyone else can ever erase.

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Grandpa, you deserve all my respect and admiration. Thank you for giving me your help whenever I have needed it. Thank you for supporting me through good times and bad. It is wonderful to know that I can always count on you, for anything, at any time.

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Dear granny, it does not matter how many years you accumulate in life but how much life has accumulated in those years

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Dear grandfather, thank you for the infinite patience and unconditional love. Like grandparents there is no one like it.

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